Sunday, January 15, 2012

Rick Santorum hutts his hat in Pennsylvania!


Rick Santorum should be campaigning for the South Carolina primary, but for some reason he has gone back to his home state of Pennsylvania instead! Can his new hat/advisor make up for this embarrassing political gaffe and bag him the presidency?

Monday, January 9, 2012

TAIWAN WEEK: James Soong (宋楚瑜) hutts his hat in the Taiwan Strait!


Taiwan third-party presidential candidate James Soong is campaigning from....the middle of the Taiwan Strait? What's he doing out there? Maybe he's hoping that standing in the water with a Hutt on his head might bring about the eventual unification of Taiwan and China, or at least the People First Party a few legislative seats!

Thursday, January 5, 2012

TAIWAN WEEK: Tsai Ing-wen (蔡英文) hutts her hat in Kenting!


In her bid for the Taiwan presidency, Tsai Ing-wen has returned to her home province of Pingdong to campaign on the beach at Kenting National Park. Her new sun hat may make or break the Democratic Progressive Party in the election next week!

Sunday, January 1, 2012

TAIWAN WEEK: Ma Ying-jeou (馬英九) hutts his hat in Taipei!


Taiwan's president Ma Ying-jeou is celebrating this New Year in Taipei, where he's hoping his new hat will bring him victory in his bid for reelection later this month! Ma says he "misses the good old days" when the KMT party just took orders directly from Jabba the Hutt.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ron Paul hutts his hat on Christmas!


Ron Paul is celebrating this Christmas with a special hat that sings Christmas carols in Huttese - even Rudolph is doing a double-take! Will this stunt win Paul the presidency in next year's elections?

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Michele Bachmann hutts her hat in Minnesota!


Michele Bachmann has taken a break from tea parties to chill out in her home state of Minnesota, as she continues to hope that people will vote for her if she wears a cool enough hat!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Jon Huntsman, Jr. hutts his hat in Utah!


Republican Jon Huntsman, Jr. has returned to Utah, the state where he once served as governor, where he is campaigning for the presidency in style with raised eyebrows and a fashionable new hat.