Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ron Paul hutts his hat on Christmas!

Ron Paul is celebrating this Christmas with a special hat that sings Christmas carols in Huttese - even Rudolph is doing a double-take! Will this stunt win Paul the presidency in next year's elections?

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Michele Bachmann hutts her hat in Minnesota!

Michele Bachmann has taken a break from tea parties to chill out in her home state of Minnesota, as she continues to hope that people will vote for her if she wears a cool enough hat!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Jon Huntsman, Jr. hutts his hat in Utah!

Republican Jon Huntsman, Jr. has returned to Utah, the state where he once served as governor, where he is campaigning for the presidency in style with raised eyebrows and a fashionable new hat.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Newt Gingrich hutts his hat aboard the Droid Control Ship!

Newt Gingrich is campaigning for the presidency in high style, aboard his Trade Federation Droid Control Ship. (That was him in Episode I, wasn't it?)

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Herman Cain hutts his hat at a pizza parlor!

Since his presidential campaign has slipped off track lately, Herman Cain is attempting to re-vitalize his image by returning to the one thing all Americans love: PIZZA. The idea comes from his new hat/advisor, known in Washington as "Pizza Hutt".

Monday, November 21, 2011

Mitt Romney hutts his hat in France!

As he ramps up his campaign for the Republican nomination for President of the United States, Mitt Romney has returned for a quick hat break to his old missionary stomping grounds in France. He has been received by the Parisians with "zee Hutt-most pleasure!"

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Rick Perry hutts his hat in Texas!

Texas governor Rick Perry is pulling out all the stops in his campaign to become the Republic nominee in the 2012 presidential elections - better not mess with his new hat!